Soap Crew
Krisann, Soap Artist & Goat Wrangler
Main focus: Creating your soap and keeping the rest of the crew in line. One of those jobs is far more difficult than the other.
Locke, Security Division
Main Focus: Stealing logs off the woodpile, sparkly things, ice cubes, nap time and sketchy people. Professional Good Boy. Snores at 2am to wake Krisann up every. single. night.
Hazel, Security Division
Main Focus: Toys. Playing hockey with her toys. Chasing her toys. Intentionally rolling her toys under things so you have to be involved in her toy game. All day. Everyday.
Westley, Herd Sire
Main Focus: Breeding season. Loves the lady goats. Extremely "helpful" when you are trying to do anything and has taken off with the rake more than once while trying to clean stalls. Registered name is "As You Wish". Bonus points if you get it.
Mabel, the Extrovert Twin
Mabel is a quick witted, energetic 2014 spotted model that loves her twin sister Matilda, who she never separates from, and most people can’t tell apart from. They eat together, sleep together, even get in trouble together. They also like to sing together, a lot, very loudly. The Scream Team is currently seeking a record label.
Matilda, the Introvert Twin
Matilda is the daydreamer who couldn't care less about social obligations. She sticks tight with her twin sister Mabel, serving as her backup singer and collecting cookie tips. Matilda spends her days with her head in the clouds, contemplating world peace, chasing butterflies and pretending she's a sparkly unicorn.
Fiona, Perma-Baby
She's the 2020 daughter of Mabel and is adament that she runs the herd. She pesters the others so much that they just let her think she is in charge (Matilda is actually the boss). Fiona still thinks she is a baby. She also likes to inform all of the neighbors if mealtime is 2 minutes late.
Heidi, the New Girl
This little princess was born in April, 2025 and joined our farm family three months later. She's a bit on the shy side but loves obessively following Fiona around and trying to lick the chickens. Neither are thrilled with that in case you were wondering.
Arlo, Faithful Sidekick
Oh Arlo. Everyone loves Arlo. He’s a 2014 edition and was kept on the farm as a pet wether (ie. he is neutered). His one job in life is to make everyone happy and he’s good at it. He’s a goofball, Westley's pasture pal, always in a good mood, and doesn’t understand why cookies don’t grow on trees. Thank goodness he's a sweetheart because... big boy is big.
Jacob, Office Supervisor
Wildman Jacob is that coworker who comes to chat and complain about management multiple times a day while you're trying to work. He likes his armpits scratched, taking his toys swimming, he's possibly made of rubber, and slightly judgy about everything. Also... if you get a weird text or email, he likes to do that too.